79th Challenge Result (Please don’t tell your friends.)

March 2, 2010

Hello! Before I turn things over to Ben, let’s review, shall we?

Seth took us to the White House:

Put your pants back on.
Time for the press conference,
Mr President.

CuJen went behind-the-scenes:

“Put your pants back on!
Straighten that bow tie! Oil up!”
Chippendale tryouts.

and laid down the law:

“Put your pants back on
the hanger and choose a dress!”
My mom’s Sunday rule.

Stephen Kellogg fluctuated:

Put your pants back on!
No wait, please take them back off
and get back in bed

and got himself in trouble:

Put your pants back on!
Police lights are getting close
where are the car keys!

All fabulous! And now for the final word from Ben…

My pick goes to the late entry from HellStorm. Call it a shout-out for his early 90’s rap reference.

Put your pants back on
backwards. Kris Kross fantasy.
Please don’t tell your friends.

Thanks, Ben! And congratulations to HellStorm! So our new first line is Please don’t tell your friends. Get your Mac Daddy (or your Daddy Mac) on*, and I’ll be back early next week with HellStorm’s pick!

Yours,
Joanna

*Kris Kross reference… Anyone? Anyone? Wiggidy wiggidy wack?

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5 Responses to “79th Challenge Result (Please don’t tell your friends.)”


  1. Well… it’s Sunday and I don’t see any entries yet…. common y’all…
    So… this time I’ve stepped it up and added 3…

    Please don’t tell your friends
    Tell your enimines instead
    Keep closer it’s said

    Please don’t tell your friends
    about this haiku challenge
    competition’s stiff

    Please don’t tell your friends
    they are all really shallow
    help them go deeper


  2. spelling corrections hopefully the first comment will be deleted soon….

    Well… it’s Sunday and I don’t see any entries yet…. common y’all…
    So… this time I’ve stepped it up and added 3…

    Please don’t tell your friends
    Tell your enemies instead
    Keep closer it’s said

    Please don’t tell your friends
    about this haiku challenge
    competition’s stiff

    Please don’t tell your friends
    they are all really shallow
    help them go deeper


    • And I just found out that they take out brackets… so my
      “turns red” didn’t show… It should have read:

      Spelling corrections “turns red” hopefully the first comment….

      But it took out the turns red part and now it just looks like a whacked sentence….. blah… I give up! Oh well.. maybe this all will give you a laugh. Or maybe you like finding errors and it will drive you to my site looking for more :)… Hey at least my readership might go up! Have to find the bright side… Enjoy the rest of your week!

  3. Sam2U Says:

    Please don’t tell your friends
    I Facebook, or they will know
    just how old I am.

  4. Sam2U Says:

    Please don’t tell your friends…
    or is it don’t ask? and why
    does my Xbox care?


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