65th Challenge Result (the penis envy.)
November 11, 2009
Hello! Before we get to Ben’s pick for the week, let’s review the excellent submissions, shall we?
Seth found balance in his sins:
I wish it was mine.
Driven to take it? Not quite.
Envy checked by sloth.
I coveted literature:
I wish “It” was mine;
That would make my Stephen King
collection complete.
thenonconsumeradvocate was hungry:
I wish it was mine,
Cupcake in the store window,
Smashy, smashy, yum.
Nancy shook her fist at the library’s new security system:
I wish it was mine,
new library DVD.
Damn. RFID.
Becki was, in her words, “feeling maudlin”:
I wish it was mine –
my fragile hope was your hope;
my heart stays alone.
Here’s Ben…
I really liked Becki’s maudlin entry, and I gravitated towards the tasty “smashy, smashy yum” imagery from thenonconsumeradvocate; but ultimately; who can resist “the penis envy”? Not me. I diagnose Laurie with this weeks winner.
I wish it was mine.
And no, smartass, I don’t have
the penis envy.
Thanks, Ben! Congratulations, Laurie! Our new first line is the penis envy. Both as a thank you to our longterm loyal haikuers and to get some new blood around here, each person who posts a haiku with this week’s first line will receive a haiku (written by me) on the topic of their choice. Yeehaw! Start writing, and I’ll be back on Monday or Tuesday with Laurie’s pick.
Yours,
Joanna
November 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
The penis envy
the beer can with their custom,
hand-knitted, cozies.
November 12, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The pen is envy.
But mightier than the sword,
cuts them down to size.
November 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm
The penis envy
comment was so juvenile!
Takes one to know one!
November 12, 2009 at 7:58 pm
The “penis envy”
phrase is less vulgar if said:
“Phallic coveting.”
November 13, 2009 at 1:45 am
The penis envy,
is much like a small bird. Its
a little pecker.
November 13, 2009 at 1:47 am
The penis envy
I feel for you causes me
a great tumescence.
November 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm
The Penis Envy
couldn’t get a record deal
So Freud tried med school