27th Challenge Result (Pets need advice too!)

February 17, 2009

Hey there! Since I’m a day late with this posting, I’m going to post the haiku without commentary this week; I think these speak for themselves, anyway…

From Mattrix:

Lovin’ doggy style:
Both on our knees, pleading like.
Sort of religious

From me:

Lovin’, doggy style?
That means lots of licking and
buttocks sniffing, right?

From ismoon.maria:

Lovin’ doggy style
brushed back fur, so sleek it shines
Runway poo?! You’re fired.

From Alec:

L’ovin, doggy style?
J’adore zees cooking device!
Makes zee best hot dogs.

From Ben:

Lovin’ doggy-style
with my ex after each fight.
She was such a bitch

and

Lovin’ doggy-style…
Yeah baby, but close the door.
The cat gets jealous

From jenny t:

Lovin’ doggy-style
bulbous penis, stuck ’til last
spurt… owwww… yuck… dog breath.

From david r:

lovin’ doggy-style…
hey, what’s that finger doing?
oops, prostate exam!

and

lovin’ doggy-style…
doc, you using the whole fist?
can i be behind?

And here is Leila’s pick, from CuJen:

“Lovin’ Doggy”, “Style
Kitty”, “Cowsmopolitan”…
Pets need advice too!

Thanks, Leila! And congratulations to CuJen! Our new first line is Pets need advice too! I’ll see you all on Monday with CuJen’s pick.

Yours,
Joanna

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11 Responses to “27th Challenge Result (Pets need advice too!)”

  1. Kevin Moore Says:

    Pets need advice, too
    little guidance in this harsh,
    unforgiving world.

  2. Kevin Moore Says:

    “Pets? Need advice. Too
    many suitors. Whom to pick?”
    “The one with treats. Duh.”

  3. HAM! Says:

    Pets need advice, too.
    After watching “it’s me or
    the dog,” I agree.

  4. Joanna Says:

    Pets need advice, too;
    how else to explain the long
    run of Dear Tabby?

  5. ismoon.maria Says:

    Pets? Need advice? Too
    many crazy cat ladies
    have no friends. Scary!

  6. Leila Says:

    Pets! Need advice? Too
    much money to buy your food.
    Better get a job.

  7. Ben Says:

    Pets need advice, too.
    Relationship questions? Watch
    “Lady and the Tramp”.

  8. HAM! & Sam2u Says:

    Pets need: ad ‘vice’ too
    ‘president’ and you’ll find out.
    Well, that and spell check.

  9. Alec Says:

    Pets need advice too.
    Barney in Crawford writes: “Help!
    Miss old house. Hate farm.”

  10. Sam2u Says:

    Pets need advice, too:
    What whine goes best with begging?
    Coping with smell blame?

  11. HAM! Says:

    Pets need: ad “vice” too
    “president” and you will know.
    Well, that and spell check.


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