26th Challenge Result (Lovin’-Doggy-Style)

February 9, 2009

Hello again! Before we get to Kevin’s top picks and winner, let’s review some of your excellent work, shall we?

Ben took us shopping:

Perfect. A “side-ass”!
These jeans are NOT flattering.
Wait – are they on sale?

while Karen took us to the gym:

Perfect! A side ass.
I’m still trying to get rid
of one in the back.

Diana C acknowledged our fallen comrades:

Perfect aside: Ass-
holes in corp’rate slash budgets;
casualties? My friend

HAM! explored technology:

“Perfect!” (Aside: “Ass.”)
Man, these mind-reading machines
aren’t that flattering.

Alec had issues with tact:

Perfect! Aside: Ass.”
Uh-oh, were my lips moving?
Frontal lobe needs work.

and took us to the rink:

Perfect! A side ass
forces the jammer off-track.
Roller Derby Queen.

jenny t (writing as wineforeveryoneonline) took us back in time:

Perfect aside ass,
Lady Godiva’s sister:
bareback and bare-assed.

ismoon.maria addressed dating woes:

Perfect! (Aside: ass
or no, this one’s a keeper)
desperate old hag

Sam2U gave us an education:

“Perfect” (aside: “ass”)
“Fantastic” (aside: “fuck you”)
Charm school translations.

And now I will hand the reins to Kevin:

This week is a tough one. There are so many good entries. These four stand out the most:

CuJen writes some nice dialog:

“Perfect, Aside!” “Ass…
Please call me ‘Ass’ — it’s cooler.”
(Teachers…so formal)

Alec creates an anthropomorphic dynamic duo:

Perfect! A side-ass
is just the right companion
for “FLYING SHEEP BOY!”

jenny t seems to crave either a mule for dinner – or good old butt:

Perfect! A side ass –
better than main course ass; it
has less calories.

Leila provides helpful love-making tips:

Perfect! A side… Ass
Clitoral stimulation
Love-Doggy-Style

When in doubt, I err on the side of depravity. Leila wins!

EDIT: I just realized that that last line is 4 syllables, so we’re going to change it to Lovin’-Doggy-Style.

Thanks, Kevin! And congratulations to Leila! Our new first line is Lovin’-Doggy-Style. (This one’s gonna be fun to post to facebook.) As usual, capitalization and punctuation may be changed. I will be back next Monday with Leila’s pick.

Yours,
Joanna

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10 Responses to “26th Challenge Result (Lovin’-Doggy-Style)”

  1. mattrix Says:

    Lovin’ doggy style:
    Both on our knees, pleading like.
    Sort of religious

  2. Joanna Says:

    Lovin’, doggy style?
    That means lots of licking and
    buttocks sniffing, right?

  3. ismoon.maria Says:

    Lovin’ doggy style
    brushed back fur, so sleek it shines
    Runway poo?! You’re fired.

  4. CuJen Says:

    “Lovin’ Doggy”, “Style
    Kitty”, “Cowsmopolitan”…
    Pets need advice too!

  5. Alec Says:

    L’ovin, doggy style?
    J’adore zees cooking device!
    Makes zee best hot dogs.

  6. Ben Says:

    Lovin’ doggy-style
    with my ex after each fight.
    She was such a bitch

  7. Ben Says:

    Lovin’ doggy-style…
    Yeah baby, but close the door.
    The cat gets jealous

  8. jenny t Says:

    Lovin’ doggy-style
    bulbous penis, stuck ’til last
    spurt… owwww… yuck… dog breath.

  9. david r Says:

    lovin’ doggy-style…
    hey, what’s that finger doing?
    oops, prostate exam!

  10. david r Says:

    lovin’ doggy-style…
    doc, you using the whole fist?
    can i be behind?


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