23rd Challenge Result (My parents first date.)

January 19, 2009

Happy Inauguration Eve! Before we get to jennyt’s pick, let’s review:

Ben bravely got us started:

“D cups! Schwing!” he said,
in earshot of his new boss.
She was not amused.

and later added:

D-cups “schwing,” he said;
A-cups “plink”. Sound effects are
not rocket science.

I jumped in:

“D cups schwing,”he said,
selling the pole vaulter on
a stronger sports bra.

Then ismoon.maria:

“D cups!? Schwing!”
Napoleon needs a date
90s are over

Sam2u added:

“D cups! schwing!” he said.
“Thanks. NEXT!”…. “D-plane! D-plane, Boss!”
Tattoo auditions.

And Alec gave us:

“D cups, Schwing!” he said.
“Szechuan Chicken Wings, in cups.
Got it.” I replied.

and

“D-cups! Schwing!” he said.
Stuck with the nickname D-cups,
And a coach that’s drunk…

jennyt came out schwinging:

“D-cups! Schwing!” he said.
“Clock! Schwing! Toast! Schwing! Poor guy: it’s
Overactive Schwing.

And now I hand things over to jennyt:

It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that Schwing! This week we covered everything from potential sexual harrassment lawsuits to pole vaulting aerial visuals (or is that aerola?), movie and TV references, food, sports, and sound effects. Who knew there were so many applications for the word schwing?

However, in the end, I have to give the winning prize to Sam2u for the groan then laugh factor – and for creating a palpable empathy for the poor kid.

“D cups! Schwing!” he said,
“He was, like… bitchin’!” she said,
My parents first date.

Thanks, jennyt! Congratulations to Sam2u! Our new first line is My parents first date. Put on your haikuing caps, kids, and I will see you on Monday with Sam2u’s pick.

Yours,
Joanna

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7 Responses to “23rd Challenge Result (My parents first date.)”

  1. Ben Says:

    My parents first date?
    Since I’m here, I’m guessing it
    probably went well.

  2. Joanna Says:

    My parents’ first date
    Boones wine, high school parking lot
    Nine months later, me

  3. Ben Says:

    My parents first date.
    Before they finished dinner
    she knew, “he’s the one.”

  4. Alec Says:

    My parents first date…
    Seemed like a maternity
    ’til they’d be married.

  5. Alec Says:

    My parents first date.
    They didn’t really like it —
    Too dry and chewy

  6. CuJen Says:

    My parents first date,
    then sign the binding contract.
    Boarding school for me!

  7. ismoon.maria Says:

    My! Parents first date?
    Mine were slutty, I was at
    their union…bastard.


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