Here is how this works.
August 13, 2008
We start with a haiku, like so:
To write a haiku
All you need to know is this:
Five, seven, and five.
Then, in the comments, you write a new haiku using the last line of this haiku as your first line. Like so:
Five, seven, and five:
Perhaps the measurements of
A pregnant fairy.
You may change punctuation and capitalization, but the words must stay the same. After a week or so, a favorite haiku will be chosen, and the last line of that haiku will become the first line of the next haiku. And so on. Let’s see how long we can keep this up…
So, your first line is:
A pregnant fairy
Questions? Email me at thefireinthesnow [at] gmail [dot] com.
Addendum: You guys are all fabulously creative, but I should probably clarify the rules a bit. This time, everyone uses the first line “A pregnant fairy”; next week, one of those haiku (haikus?) will be chosen and then we will have a new first line to work with.
Yours, Joanna
August 13, 2008 at 11:30 am
Five’ seven” and five’
So many feet tall and wide
A life-size Weeble
August 13, 2008 at 9:23 pm
A pregnant fairy!
Who is her baby’s daddy?!?!
Next up on Montell….
August 13, 2008 at 9:34 pm
A pregnant fairy
unfolds in shimmery joy
as she bides her time.
August 13, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Next up on Montell…
Kellogg’s Characters on Meth
Tony has no teeth.
August 14, 2008 at 10:50 am
Tony has no teeth.
Next you’ll meet tweaking celebs,
Snap, Crackle and Pop.
August 15, 2008 at 2:06 am
a pregnant fairy
wha’cha gonna do ’bout it?
they have low morals
August 15, 2008 at 10:03 am
They have low morals,
swollen wings and BAD mood swings!
“No!! You don’t look fat.”
August 15, 2008 at 7:55 pm
A pregnant fairy:
Slept through Sex Ed, didn’t know
to use smurf control.
-Joanna
August 16, 2008 at 2:08 pm
A pregnant fairy
Won’t be stopped by Joanna’s
Fascist addendum
August 18, 2008 at 8:08 am
A pregnant fairy
Blames the watermelon seeds
We suspect Kid Rock
August 18, 2008 at 9:59 am
A pregnant fairy?
More like, a trans man gives birth
This daddy’s got skills
August 18, 2008 at 1:24 pm
A “pregnant fairy”?
At first I thought: “Bruce Vilanch”
But that’s just so mean
August 18, 2008 at 8:38 pm
A pregnant fairy
Can run and jump and fly but
really shouldn’t smoke.