84th Challenge Result (corporate claptrap.)
April 26, 2010
Hello! Before we get to Seth’s pick of the week, let’s appreciate all of the haiku!
CuJen gave me the munchies:
On your list, less swell
than mallows, but beats out chips.
My best guess? Cheez Whiz!
Ben’s relationship ended cleanly:
On your listless swell
our rubber ducky of love
circles ’round the drain
Take it away, Seth…
Well, not a whole lot of competition this week, but the winner’s a hard one to pick nonetheless. All are brilliant.
Maybe it’s because I work in a living Dilbert strip, but I want to see what can be done with “corporate claptrap”. My pick, then, is Mattrix.
On your list: Less “Swell!”
“Keen!” “Neat-O!” and a bit more
corporate claptrap.Nicely done, but again, this was not an easy choice!
Thanks, Seth! And congratulations to mattrix! Our new first line is corporate claptrap. Put your haiku caps on, and I will be back early next week with mattrix’s pick!
Yours,
Joanna
April 27, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Corporate clap: trap
for those who dally with their
sexy office mates.
April 27, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Corporate claptrap
Empty verbiage or nonsense
Banker talk I think
or
Corporate claptrap
The water cooler chatter
Leads to more gossip
April 28, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Corporate claptrap
fills the e-mail page nicely.
What’s it mean? “You’re fired.”
April 29, 2010 at 3:23 am
Corporate claptrap.
“Downsized”. “Outsourced”. “Freelance”. Now,
part-time flimflam-man.
May 3, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Corporate Claptrap:
The name of Chrysler’s promised
comeback vehicle?