46th Challenge Result (“Now he’s such a heel.”)

Wow, “effing shoe fetish” really had folks stymied! There were only five brave writers this week; let’s review the entries before we get to ismoon.maria’s pick.

Becki was alphabetic:

Effing shoe fetish
Geeing up for gravity
“H”ing to the hey!

Jen flirted with jailbait:

Effing shoe fetish
Caught under a table. Dang,
her toes looked 18

CuJen addressed everyone’s frustration:

“Effing shoe fetish?!?!??!!”
Can’t start a Haiku with that!
School’s out — brain’s on strike!

And jenny t pointed out the practical:

Effing shoe fetish!
Sounds sexy, but frankly, makes
one prone to bunions.

Valiant efforts, all! In the end, ismoon.maria supported my ridiculous urge to pun:

“Effing shoe fetish
stole his sole,” she said archly.
“Now he’s such a heel.”

Thanks to ismoon.maria, and yay to me! Our new first line is Now he’s such a heel. Get work, and I will see you on Monday with my pick.

Yours,
Joanna