43rd Challenge Result (My pastor’s ring tone.)
June 10, 2009
Due to my embarrassingly late posting last week, there are only four new haiku this week. We’ll get back on schedule soon, I swear! Before we get to Julianne’s pick, let’s review the soul-saving…
Sam2U learned some hard truths:
“Who” will save their souls!
… He is a real doctor, right?
TV has failed me.
Iris Armos was pensive:
Who will save their souls
is unknown to me. Who will
save mine? Nobody
And I gave a shoutout to Abbott & Costello:
Who will save their souls;
he’s a faith healer as well
as a first baseman.
Julianne’s pick is this haiku from Sam2U that brings us back some 90’s Alaskan folk-pop:
“… who will save their souls
Yada daht da dada ”
My pastor’s ring tone.
Thanks, Julianne! And congratulations to Sam2U! Our new first line is My pastor’s ring tone. I’m going to try to get this blog back on schedule, so I should be posting the next haiku on Monday. Get writing!
Yours,
Joanna
June 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
My pastor’s ring tone.
It’s bitchin’ for atheists
like me, in my head
June 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm
My pastor’s ring tone:
“What would Jesus do? He’d say:
answer the damn phone!”
June 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm
My pastor’s ring tone:
“Baby got back…greenback….so
tithe mo’tho-’fo, tithe.”
June 13, 2009 at 10:05 am
My pastor’s ring tone:
“Backdoor Betty, She’s my Gal”
Just doesn’t seem right…
June 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm
My pastor’s ring tone
startles me… (oops) too many
virtual confessions.
June 14, 2009 at 2:59 am
My pastor’s ring tone,
“Get off of my cloud”, makes me
think heaven’s crowded.
June 14, 2009 at 3:28 am
My pastor’s ring tone?
“Dick In A Box.” I’m going
to hell for that one.
June 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm
My past? or ’sring tone?
Mumbling indistinctly,
I ponder flashbacks.
June 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
My pastor’s ring tone
Makes me feel guilty each day…
since I stole his phone.